He probably doesn't like the odds for those ducklings, either

By way of my wife, I found Mrs. G's tale of what happens when a teacher's cherished childhood book (Blueberries for Sal) bumps into a classroom full of bloodthirsty, wildlife-savvy third-graders:

So what do you think happens next, Mrs. G. asked him brightly.

What do I think? I think Sal is a goner.